Some Top Reasons
Why Choose Beer, Not Women.

Beer always is available in the desired quantaty and doesn't care about other beers around.
Beer doesn't whine, it bubbles.
Beer doesn't care if you have no culture or manners.
You can shoot a beer.
Beer doesn't demand equality.
A frigid beer is a good beer.
Beer tastes good.
You can't catch social diseases from a beer.
A beer doesn't change its mind after you've taken off its top.
Actually beer never changes its mind.
Finishing a beer in three seconds is something to be proud of.
Beer stains wash out.
Beer is happy to ride in the trunk of your car.
You always know that you are the first one to pop a beer.
Hangovers go away.
Beer always listens and never argues.
After you've had a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents.
Beer labels don't go out of style every year.
Beer doesn't go crazy once a month.
Beer labels come off without a fight.
You can have a beer in public.